May 2012
Was I the only one to notice...
loki-odins-son:
That Asgard could easily be misunderstood as Ass-guard
All the weapons are penis metaphors
Like Thor’s hammer
And Loki’s scepter
Asgardians are always dressed for role play
Seriously
Even headgear
They use suggestive language
There is poledancing
Then the obsession with kneeling….
And the punishment for trying to take over the world is this
So...
A day in the life: Tony Stark
sky-sailor-setting-sail:
Jarvis: Sir, this doesn’t appear the appropriate moment for this… Tony: Jarvis, you don’t seem to understand the importance of this situation! Jarvis: Sir, the world is under global nuclear terrorist threat… Tony: YES, JARVIS! And the world can wait while I finish my fucking battle with meowth! Jarvis: Team Rocket aren’t real sir! Tony: … Jarvis, why are you even here?...
van-buren-supernova:
Reblog if you are so unpopular that you don't even...
sifu-sam: