In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit
so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’
and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing
omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now.
i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago
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I’m not satanic but these are some damn good rules.
satan does not support rape, animal cruelty, or child abuse
when walking in open territory, bother no one. if someone bothers you, ask them to stop. if they do not stop, destroy them.
*Today on I Didn’t Know I was a Satanist*
I agree with all of these rules…I’m really uncomfortable now
So apparently most of us are uncomfortably satanist
“destroy them”
For those of you who are unaware, Satanists do not believe in Satan, nor worship him, but rather use him as a symbol of our natural, carnal instincts.
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tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr
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I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
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